Assemblin' Our Troops

 Me, da biggest, baddest lad out der, Stugbrod da'Ard, 'ave come to want moar powah to crump some gitz into da dirt. We intercepted some of dem buzzy bots an' found us something shiny... Som'in called Blackstone Frags? Whatever they is, me wants them as they will give me moar oomph, 'specially when crumpin' some stoopid hoomy skullz in.

I 'ave told my right syringe, Snikrat, dat he is to keep us going whilst we crump da lot when we goes for dem rockys. Dat doktor Snikrat is a right loon, some'ow managed to keep a Squighog chargin' whilst it had 'alf it's face torn right off! Den there's Zagblag... Urgh... I only keeps 'im on side as to make sure 'is Squighogs don't go eating the Boyz...

But stillz! I am Da Boss, an' it be my say as to who or what happens 'ere! We will get dem Rockys, and we will crump all who be in our way.

WAAAGH!!!